Fall 2010 Season

The Fall 2010 season, will begin shortly.  There is a captain's meeting on Sept 13 at 630pm, and each team needs a $300 deposit.  Also this season, every player must pay a flat fee of $150 and have at least 8 players on the roster. 

Skate-zone is enforcing that every player must pay in full by the first game.  It sounds like Skate-zone is trying to get their shit together.  Having the flat-rate of $150 of each player, puts less pressure on the captain to collect the money.  As in the last season Boytanio had to shell out an extra $500 bucks to keep the Whalers franchise afloat.  

Management has not made any decisions yet on the status of the puppet government Car Arena leadership, but speculations are something will change prior to the start of the fall season.  As of now, save up some money and be prepare for the fall season to start in late September or earlier October. 

Go Whale Go

The Fans Speak

The outrage of another terrible season by the Whalers have cause an uproar by the legion of Waterford fans.  Here are some of their comments, e-mailed to The Daily Whaler.

SuckitBoytanio00 writes"After all those gold medals Boytanio, how could you assemble such an awful team.  You wouldn't help the Whalers in previous seasons, on playing goalie, but now the Arenas demand you to play goal, its a different story.  Great job of destroying such a proud organization."

Whalerchampion2010 writes "What happen to the glory days of winning?  After this season, I might as well become a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.  At least i can still relive the championship video on the daily whaler.  Better luck next year.

TheMaster writes: "Ever since this organization acquired Steve Arena from the "Dark Clouds". the Whalers have been horrendous.  He sucks.  His brother sucks.  Boytanio sucks.  I can't say anything positive except that at-least JD shows up drunk before the games to ease the suffering of losing.

Rainbowsunshine24/7 writes "Great effort Whalers.  I had a great time watching the games, and making out with Boytanio in the locker room :) :)  Next time, I'll wear the leather, ha ha ha.  You boys are great!!!"

Quadkingdom92 writes "Quads, I was really impress with the 321 turnovers you had this season.  It was such an step-up from the 678 turnovers you had last season.  If only you could of made a few less turnovers, maybe the Whalers would of finished 8th instead of 9th place.  Keep up the great work Quads, you're still my favorite Whaler!

Whalerider5000 writes "In all, I thought the Whalers were improving towards the end of the season.  The games were close, and the effort was there.  My only complaint would to teach Montel, to stop taking too many men penalties.  Like how hard is the concept,  of only 4 skates allowed on the rink.  Maybe less long hours of promoting "Cash for Loans"  and a busy daytime talk-show would improve his performance.  Keep the faith, and Go Whale Go.

Last Place Disgrace

To further plummet the franchise in disgrace, the Waterford Whalers finished up the season in dead last  to conclude the 2010 summer season.  An even lower blow, was the fact the Whalers finish last in the lowest division.  They are now, the worse team to participate at the Flyers Skate Zone Men's league.

When asked about the Whalers performance this past season, co-captain Matt Arena had very uplifting words.  "Ahh....I don't think our record indicates how well we are as a team.  I was looking over the schedule and we played most of the better teams in the division.  If we got a more favorable schedule, I think we would of at-least finish 7th instead of 9th.  But it was still better than winning championships.  Like I had so much fun this season.  I can't wait till next season to have some more fun."

Management is none to please on the job of Boytanio and his puppet government the Arenas.  "As an organization, we can care less about the fun.  We want to stay competitive, and win games.  The past two seasons our beloved Whalers have been a disgrace to the Waterford Hockey community.  We're looking into bringing the Chief Editor back from Morocco, and structuring a better roster."

So this concludes another heart-break season, in which the Whalers went through numerous goalie changes, Steve Arena not crackling a smile, and Montel scoring only 3 goals.

An anonymous Whaler had this to say "If we don't shake things up and get some better talent on this team, we might as well change our names to the Bad News Whalers."

Stay tune for any off season moves, and news.

One Love,
Beat Reporter Master P