Ed's OT winner catapults Killers to 5-1

Ed's howitzer of shot for the OT winner.

In a seesaw affair last night, the Koolaid Killers grind out a 10-9 victory in overtime.  Trailing 9-8 in the closing seconds, interim Captain Stilts made a end to end rush and fired a wrist shot over the Biscuit Snatcher goaltender.  The goal tied the game, and gave second life to a Koolaid Killer's team that was rather flat without their goaltender Swiss Cheese Ronda and an absent Captain Coldplay.

Swiss Cheese Ronda had a medical leave as the humid and high temperatures were elevating his gooey and cheesiness. "I could barely send out a text message to tell my teammates, I was not going to attend the game.  Luckily I crawl the rest of my melted body to the fridge and was able to retract my form as a human Swiss Cheese goaltender.  Next time,I'll make sure to bring extra ice."

As for Coldplay he was last seen updating his facebook, with a picture of his total awesomeness. 

An Awesome Raincoat Coldplay

The Biscuit Snatchers a team at the bottom of the standings, brought in a ringer from the Professional Roller Hockey League.  Eric the Sour Puss was none to please.  During the second period Eric pummeled the Pro Player with a viscous body check into the glass.  "If that guy is going to skate around like Nancy Kerrigan, than he is going to get hit.  Its some bullshit that the Biscuit Snatchers decided to get this dude to play.   He had 7 of their 9 goals. Next time I'll call up my boy Quad Skates, from the Professional Toe Stopping League, and we'll see how many goals he scores."

Going into the overtime, with the rule of 3-3 play the Biscuit Snatchers wasted a golden opportunity right off the opening faceoff.  Ed missed played a loose puck, and it was a 2-0 on Kooliad Killers replacement goalie Bob.  The Snatchers miss fired a shot high off the glass, and then batted the puck out of the air, for a high sticking disallowed goal. 

With the faceoff in the offensice end of the Koolaid Killers, Ed totally redemed himself with an open shot.  Receiving a pass from Hayes, Ed walked in and fired a laser beam low to the glove side.

Immediately after the puck went into the net, Biscuit Snatcher goaltender slammed his stick in frustration and yelled aloud his distaste for the Koolaid Killers.  "You fuckers!!!!!!!"

Eric the Sour Puss yelled back "You scumbags brought in a Pro player and still lost.  Go home and munch on some loser biscuits."

With the victory the Koolaid Killers are in the top of the standings with an impressive 5-1 record.  Already matching their win total from a season ago, the Killers are primed and ready to make a serious playoff run. Catch the action next Wed, as the Koolaid Killers host Home and Design at 10pm.

Kill Koolaid Kill!