The Waterford Whalers have decided to place 3rd Line superstar Master P on waivers. This comes after another dismal defeat on Wed Night, in which Master P created a scene on the ice and in the locker-room.
With 0.47 seconds left in the third period, Master P's line gave up a goal, and was pulled in favor of the first line. But, a not too pleased Master P made a boisterous verbal concern about his playing time.
"I paid $180 just like everyone else, and I demand to play the equal amount of playing time. You guys shafted me the first game, in which I only got 2 shifts the entire game. This is bullshit, you guys are not even that good. I believe Briere leads the league with a -21 and 123 turnovers. At least I blocked a shot or two. Fuck this, I'm not getting off the ice."
When the final horn had sound, Master P was still on the ice, not pleased that he didn't played equal minutes to the top line. Boiling over from this incident Master P continue to voice his displeasure in the locker-room.
The Chief Editor addressed the team after the lost "Ok, guys we played a lot better tonight. We just need to work on cleaning up the turnovers in the defensive zone. I feel like we've been improving each game, and the wins will come."
Master P interrupts the Chief Editor "Fuck that, I don't care if we win or lose. People should get off the ice and let me play more. Do you know the pain and suffering, I had to go through to get that league money. I had to work 2 weeks non-stop changing tires in a junkyard. The rest of you muther-fuckers don't do that."
"We tried to keep the shifts as equal as possible Master P. It's tough with 3 lines, that somebody is going to get shafted a couple of minutes or so." The Chief Editor Replied.
A frustrated Seth didn't beat around the bush and let Master P have it."I don't even know why you signed up. You're horrible out there. It's like watching Keanu Reeves dodging bullets in the Matrix every-time you skate.
Master P threw his skate down in frustration and lost it. "You want to go motherfucker, I'm not afraid to thrown down. I've wrestled Mountain Lions bigger than you. I even punched the Bearded Lady in her man junk. I also stabbed 4 juggalos at an Insane Clown Posse concert. I ain't afraid of nobody."
"Master P chill out." A concerned Hawthorne Heights replied.
After throwing his skate at his bag, Master P made a dash for the exit, and took a smoke break in the parking lot.
When reached for comment, Master P only had this to say "I want my money back."
The Whalers Organization had no choice but to place Master P on waivers and cut ties with this Waterford Hockey legend. "It's tough to see Master P go out like this. But, it's in his best interest to leave and go to public skate and get the amount of playing time that is suitable for him."
With Master P out of the picture, the Whalers have announced his replacement.
Yes this crooked hockey card is the great Ace.
With an 0-3 start to the season the Whalers have a tough climb ahead to reach the playoffs. By adding Ace to the line-up in creates depth to defense. Ace will be anchoring the blue line with Buzz Killington, and Renshaw will be moved up to offense.
Ace gives us another skater to the team. His character is flawed with idiotic comments, and dramatic fake injuries. But, his skating abilities will help. Maybe that is. Hey, its better than having Master P complaining about playing time.
