It is official that Scores A Lot has not renew his option and will not be playing for the Whalers this season. He has decided to play for another Men's League Team instead. When asked why? he made the following statement
"I have chosen to take another direction and play ice-hockey instead. It is in the best interest of my future and well being to concentrate on sport that has a larger following. Plus, I couldn't see myself playing on the same line with a guy who triple axles in the offensive zone. Its just not my thing. I'm sorry and wish the Waterford Whalers the best of luck."
The Chief Editor was too emotional to be reached for comment, and had offensive captain Montel answer reporters.
"I'm going to take the offensive workload on my back and score at least 30goals in Scores A Lot's honor, Now with Scores A lot gone, I will have the sufficient playing time I deserve and I will produce the majority of the goals."
How are you going to score that many goals?
"Well I'm glad you asked this question. See everyone knows I'm not the most nimble of skaters, or even a finesse type of player. But with more playing time, I have a greater chance of scoring. So its basic math, the more time you have to score goals, the more you'll score."
But even you admit that you don't have the greatest skills to accomplish this task, so how are you going fill the void in the Whalers offense?
"No need to worry, if you believe in yourself anything can happen."
So the Whalers kick off the season this Sunday against District 5 at 8pm, what kind of offense production is still in question.
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