Sources close to Boytanio have confirmed that he indeed took a dive for the season opener in net. The Whalers lost their first game 11-5 with Boytanio making only 8 saves, while giving up 11 goals.
"He didn't want to play the entire season in net, so he purposely let in goals, and made it look like he was a terrible goalie." an anonymous source has told the Daily Whaler.
"I know he could of at least stop of few of those shots and could of gave the Whalers a fighting chance of winning the game. But he choose to use the Sad French Clown technique he master as an intern at Cirque De So La."
The Daily Whaler tried to get an interview with one of Boytanios French Clown instructors. But one of the codes of a Sad French Clown, is to never speak a word and look miserable and depress every moment of your life.
Management has issues a statement about the allegations of Boytanio's dive
"We are fully aware of Boytanio's dive in goal for our season opener. He doesn't care about the team but rather only cares about his own well being. That is a rather cowards move and as one of our colleagues have called it a "Dick Weasel". To further clarify what a dick weasel is, it is someone who doesn't care about anyone else, and would do anything to get out of a situation. Instead of helping the team out with a valiant effort, Boytanio choose to be a "Dick Weasel" and throw the game so the Whalers would get embarrassed on opening night. "
When asked what the punishment would be for throwing a game, management had this to say.
"We've talked about releasing Boytanio, but we believe in second chances. So we're going to play Boytanio in our next game against Shop Rite, and if he pulls this Sad French Clown tactics one more time, he is going to be put on waivers."
The Whalers will try to bounce back this Wednesday and even their record at 1-1.
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