The confetti has blown away from the parade route down the Old White Horse Pike. Mogilny has bought new boxer shorts, to replace the soiled ones of jubilation and premature ejaculation. Boytanio has made every local appearance and benefit banquet. Quad Skates has sold all Championship merchandise and official DVD videos. JD was finally found in a Texas Bordello after the celebration party at Fudruckers. Montel has something new to complain about. It has all come to end for the Waterford Whalers 2009-2010 championship fall season.
A new shakeup on defense as stronghold defensemen ED has opted out of his 2010 winter contract. He will missed as the 1-D man on the team. His canon of a slapshot, and solid stay home Defense style will never be forgotten. ED we wish you the best of luck.
Goalie Steve aka Sergent Slaughter, has also opted out of his contract, and has signed with a rival team in the division. The Barlow Bruisers. His Conn Smyth performance in the later rounds of the playoffs will surely be missed. Also his jersey will be hung in the Whalers Hall of Fame, to commemorate his dominate demeanor, and legendary playoff performance. Sorry Quads, you will not receive this Jersey back.
At this moment the Whalers have not sign a Goaltender to replace Sergent Slaughter. Buzz Killington has decided to take a vacation in Hawaii for the month of February. Ronda is still in flux, on whether his wife will allow him to play. So, management has been put in a predicament of a situation. The Wateford Scouting Department will scour its resources to find an outstanding Goalie for this Winter 2010 season.
Also the Whalers have announced the signing of Steve Arena, who will probably be put on offense with Montel. The official press conference will be broadcast later this week.
The Schedule will also be available when Commisoner Hall has decided to complete it. That news will also be passed along. So get ready for a Whalers repeat!
Go Whale Go!
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