Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Pre Season Schedule Announced



The Koolaid Killers, have announced a pre season schedule against the heated rival Golden Monkey Whalers this week. A home and home series will begin this Thursday at 10pm, and will conclude on Saturday at 5pm.  Management of the Golden Monkey Whalers look forward to a pre-season math-up with the highly anticipated Waterford Koolaid Killers expansion team. 

As a means of good will the Golden Monkey Whalers will give all fans in attendance free spicy egg rolls.  Hurry and come to the Flyers Skate Zone as the first 3,000 fans receive a Golden Monkey Menu signed by captain Brian Boytanio. 

Even though its only a friendly pre season game, general manager Gang Green looks forward  to the pre-season matches.  "Its a measuring stick, on how well our team is.  The Golden Monkey Whalers are an above average team in the silver division.  So if we can perform well, our season looks very promising.  Plus I want to see Boytanio drilled into the boards.  The first player to lay out Boytanio, gets my full respect and a free lap dance by the Evil Mogilny mummified posse." 



A schedule for the 2011 Winter season will be released shorty and will be posted on-line once it's announced.  All players have to be USA hockey registered, so please go to http://www.usahockeyregistration.com/ and fill out the necessary forms. 

Kill Koolaid Kill!

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