Hey there fellow whalers, its me Matt Arena.
I want to assure everyone that I will be taking over. My first prerogative its to get ride of those terrible Waterford Whaler uniforms and logos. We need more unity, and tranquility as a team.
So I had Boytanio come up with a drawing that expresses our relationship with one another. I'm proud to announce the Arena Lovebugs as your new Men's League Roller Hockey team.
The drawing above will be our new logo, and jerseys. We will also raise money for the team by selling Lovebug t-shirts, sweatshirts, boxer-shorts, paperweights, key chains, car seats, pencil erasers, scuba diving wet suits, and Lovebugs antennas.
Also my brother Steve Arena, express concern about having too many people on the previous team. To solve this problem we're only carrying 6 players and a goalie. Sorry Montel, you're being release from the Lovebugs.
I also talked to the head General Manager, and we're being moved down in the bronze league to compete with lesser talent. Right now our roster includes, Matt, and Steve Arena, Boytanio, JD, Stilts, and Ronda in net. So we're looking for one more Lovebug to join our team.
On the Whalers I felt, there was no real team bonding, or any sense of cohesiveness as a unit. So I bought an old Volkswagen van, and have painted it with Lovebug insignia. Boytanio has volunteer to pick-up everyone up and personally drive the entire team in the Lovebugs van. No need to worry about driving to and from the game anymore. Lovebugs travel in packs and in style.
I promise this upcoming season will be a better one, filled with rainbows and car Arena happiness at the end of the tunnel. If you have any questions, please contact Boytanio who will be running the Customer happiness department.
Have a joyful, and loving day,
Head Lovebug
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