When reached for comment about his injury JD had this to say " Serves me right playing after drinking tequila."
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The indoor Whalers are coming off an impressive 13-4 victory on Monday night, and have climbed into Championship contention with a 4-1-1 record. Goaltender Sargent Slaughter has been mighty impressive in net, by leading all goaltenders with a 3.21 GAA. "I'm getting ready for my 16th championship!" a boastful Slaughter replied
Coach Master P, now has to go to his reserve roster to replace the leadership of JD. "This is going to be tough, to find a person who would pound some beers, and take a few shots of tequila before the game. Its not going to be the same drinking by myself in the locker-room." Master P explained.
The next opponent for the Whalers are the talented Shop Rite team, that is alone in first place, with Swiss Cheese Ronda in net. "I'm going to make Boytanio, wish he never kicked me off the team. Than he didn't have the courage to tell me I was kicked off. I had to find out through the Whalers equipment manager, that I was not allowed to come back. What a weasel that Boytanio guy is."
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| Picture of Brian Boytanio, in Weasel form |
JD, thinks the Whalers should go in a different direction for his replacement "I really think we have a chance to win it all this season. I would be satisfied with a Rosco Gang Green addition to the roster. Granted he skates like a mule, has a shot of a fly swatter, and the speed of a tortoise. His heart is a great complement to the roster. My drinking habit was due to the constant sunshine and rainbows by car arena. Just the thought of it, makes me crave a bottle of Bourbon. With Gang Green, he will fight hard, or will fall over with a concussion. Its time the Whalers wise up and call the services of the General Rosco Gang Green!"
Management has yet to make a decision on the matter, and will make a roster move before next week's game.
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