Without JD, and a few other Whalers. The Waterford Whalers had to call on some reserves to replace their shorten line-up. With Gang Green refusing to play with Boytanio, "I will not step on the same rink as that dick weasel Boytatnio"
Coach Master P had to do the unthinkable and call up the car Arena to fill the lineup. "I really didn't want to have the cancer in the locker-room back on the team. And cancer I mean Steve Arena. But nobody else wanted to play for the Whalers. I figured only a few shifts wouldn't hurt the chemistry on this team. But I was clearly wrong."
JD feeling guilty for leaving Master P to drink alone in the locker room. Made a stop at the Skatezone after a night at the gentleman's club Shakers. "I had a few shots with Master P, than only stayed for the first period. It was awful to watch our team play like that. I couldn't bare to watch anymore, so it was time to go back to Shakers."
The Whalers with only 2 subs, were clobbered by the supremacy of the first place Shop Rite. Swiss Cheese Ronda was rather bored in net, by only seeing 12 shots on goal. "I could of brought my lazzy boy sofa, and watch a nice cooking show about 101 ways to use Swiss Cheese. Those Whalers looked sluggish, and dis-interested in the game. I thought coach Master P, was going to blow an artery, from his constant yelling at Steve Arena."
Shop Rite easy cruised to a 11-1 mercy win, by the beginning of the third period. It was the worse lost for the Whalers this season, and has now moved them into 5th place with a 4-2-1 record.
Master P wasn't too pleased after the game, "Well it looks like were back to being the worse team in Skatezone history. Next time, I would rather have no substitutions, than have car Arena on this team. I thought after the outdoor Whalers winning a championship, maybe some of that winning would rub off on this team. Nope, Steve Arena still sucks."
Swiss Cheese Ronda was very happy for his revenge on Boytanio and his car run government of a team. "Revenge was so sweet. I might be Swiss Cheese, but the Arenas and the Whalers stink like moldy cheese!"
Only Stilts had any time to talk to the media after the game.
Mr. Stilts what were your thoughts about the game tonight?
"It was bad. Their is really nothing else to say, but that we suck tonight."
What were your thoughts about adding the Car Arena to the team?
"I have nothing bad to say about those guys. They are really nice people. But as hockey players go, they are not the most talented bunch. Plus their constant sunshine and rainbows talk is a bit much. Like I didn't sign up to join a cult. Lay off the koolaid guys, this isn't that much fun."
Do you see this team competing for the Championship?
"If we get back some of our danglers, than yes. We were playing really well for the first half of the season, and if we get back to that level, I don't see why not."
Now, your contract expires after this season. Are you going to re-sign with the Whalers or are you going to test the free agency market?
"I can't comment on that right now. I've grown with this organization, and have won here as well. My agent will handle negotiations, and we'll come to that decision in the off season. Now, I'm concentrated on winning, and playing for coach Master P."
The Whalers will try to redeem themselves in their next match-up on Monday against the Lone Rangers at 10pm. Show up and receive a free Boytanio chauffeur's cap complements of the Gentleman's Club Shakers. Club Shakers; great food, great fun, and great tits and ass. Only minutes away from the Flyers Skatezone.
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