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| Franky the Flame of the Pennsauken Flames |
Koolaid Killing time has come to an end, by the hands of the Pennsauken Flames on Sunday night. It was the third time this season, the Koolaid Killers were defeated by the Flames, and it also ended any chance of a championship run.
As in many of the Koolaid Killers games, the game was close, but the Killers never had a lead and was always playing from behind.
In the closing seconds, Tyler had the best chance to tie the game on a pass from the Chief Editor. A centering pass from the far left boards went across a melee of players, to a undetected Tyler who managed to shoot the puck barley wide.
Quads then had the puck in the final seconds along the boards, but couldn't settle the puck down to get a shot off in time. The Koolaid Killers fought to the end, but were defeated 6-5.
Assistant Captain Joey seemed pleased about the outcome of the season "This was a very successful season. We started out slow at 1-4. But our second half we finish at 4-2 and beat the Whalers in the first round of the playoffs. It's disappointing, we didn't make it to the championship finals, but everyone in the this locker-room played their hearts out. I for one, am proud to call myself a Koolaid Killer."
Stilts blamed the vulnerability of the Koolaid Killers coaching staff for the playoff elimination"Yeah it was a tough season. First we had 4 coaching changes. Evil Mogilny, bitched about not having a designated parking space, for his Iroc-z. Then Gang Green, was blackmailed for a indecent exposure incident in the Skatezone Parking lot. Interim Head Coach Collins, never came back from a long night of break-dancing with Funk Master Flex. So, we had to settle with Mr. Morrotto. I wish we just ask him in the beginning instead of having to go through this circus act of head coaches. Like why wasn't he put on the ballot? Why isn't the blog updated more? When are we getting Koolaid Killers warm-up suits? I just want answers! God Damn it! "
"Than you for your concerns Stilts. Yes Mr. Morrotto should of been on the ballot. Like who voted for Joel Otto anyway. I know the blog is very entertaining, and it's like a drug for the ones who like and dislike it. But unfortunately this is not a paid position, and it takes me many hours to come up with these hilarious jokes. You see most writers have the luxury of a staff joke writer. I on the other hand, have to sit in front of my laptop and write jokes, and then read them allowed to my test audience. I then give them a survey to fill out when I'm done, and rate each joke on a scale of 1-100 on the level of hilarity. I calculate those scores, then I print the finalists with virgin Bull's blood as ink. Once the ink, is dry, I post the scores on a hidden tree bark in the remote South Jersey Pinelands. I wait for a pack of wild turkey to peck away at the scores, and choose the remaining jokes left on the virgin bull's blood inked paper. But maybe next season we get some sweet Koolaid Killers warm-up suits."
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| Oh Yeaaahhhhhhh!!!! |
The next Spring Season starts on May 13. Ronda will be taking over for the absent Chief Editor, who will be taking a leave of absence, until the Fall season. Joey, and Quads also opted out of their Spring League contracts.
Head Scout Tyler has promise some great new talent for the Spring Season. Tryouts will held at the Waterford Gardens on Thurs May 5, if you think you have what it takes to make the Koolaid Killers squad show up for an interview, and a performance exam.
Kill Koolaid Kill!
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