Gang Green made a total of 4 saves on 40 shots in practice. His Moongose Edition Skates purchase from K-Mart in 1996, were the blame of his poor performance. The Chief Editor made Gang Green look like the new Swiss Cheese, fermented with extra wholes.
After the warm-up shots, of shooting on an empty net/ Gang Green, the practice heated up with 1-1 drills. The Chief Editor and a janitor who was on coffee break partciapated in the practice. After 3 minutes of 1-1, Gang Green collapsed on the rink, and moaned in pain.
"Ahh........my toe"
Practice had concluded.
Gang Green held a press conference afterwards
"I would like to thank everyone for coming to this important press conference. Today was a set back in my dominance as the Waterford Whalers number 1 goalie. I realize I have to work on skating, flexibility, concentration, mobility, tying my pads correctly, playing the angles, reflexes, handling the puck, buying hand cream, building confidence, and buying a pair of skates. While this might seam a daunting task for any human being. I the General Rosko Gang Green will be prime and ready to play by the year 2021. I figure Swiss Cheese Ronda will turn into a melted puddle of cheese by then. Like how long can you be a block of Swiss Cheese. I figure with the rising temperatures by Globing Warming, and the constant heat by the red light goal lamp, he won't be playing by 2021. I will continue my quest for a chance to become the Waterford Whalers goaltender. But for now, I will support the Whalers on the bench at all home games, and will do my part on bringing another Championship home to the people of Waterford. Go Whale Go!"
Montel is holding a practice tomorrow at 3pm. If anyone wants to give me a ride I'll go.
Go Green Go!
so ronda is like swiss cheese because he has alot of holes and with those holes he gives up alot of goals??
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