Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Luigi Breaks up Jersey Shore Line

 

Its time for our favorite Ref, Luigi to go over Hockey Refereeing 101.

"Its me Luigi.  

I want everyone to know how important my job is of a Men's League Referee.  First of all, you have to stay sharp.  I usually trim my mustache before the game, and stare at a photo of a roller hockey puck for hours to improve my eyesight.   

Second I go over the rules, that are unheard of in my trusty Referee rule book.  Last week I called an improper equipment penalty, on a player with mismatch colored wheels.  Like how are you going to play with pink, and orange wheels. 

Before the puck is drop, I like to skate around the rink and a get a feel of when a penalty is needed.  I pick out my favorite spot on the rink, and no matter what is going in the game I will blow my whistle.  Its like choosing your favorite time-warp pipe, to slide down in.

It a tough job being a Men's League Ref.
Thank a you so much for taking the time to hear my Hockey Refereeing 101."

Shock-waves from the Waterford Whalers, this just came over the waver-wire. 

Brandon(Montel's Brother) has opted out of his 2010 winter league contract.  His reason of leaving the Whalers was the poor refereeing by Luigi.

When reached for comment he had the following to say
"Luigi can shove that whistle up his ass."

The Whalers have signed Chip to replace Brandon.  Chip is a solid defense-men who has a rocket from the point. He will also add much needed depth to the defensive core.  

Tonight's game is 10pm against Shop Rite. 

Go Whale Go!

 


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