Swiss Cheese Ronda had probably the best game a goalie could have after giving up 10goals on 62 shots. Last night the "Bobby Knights" manhandle the Whalers defense with a 10-5 victory. Ronda had numerous odd man rushes saves, and kept the score close until the 2nd period.
"Tonight Ronda went from Swiss Cheese to a fine French Brie" JD replied
The controversial Super Bitch Line, also produce 3 goals lead by Steve Arena enthusiastic performance. Every battle, every shift, Steve Arena was the best skater tonight for the Whalers. He seemed very motivated by management's decision to harness his negative energy into a edible snack form.
"I don't take kindly to criticism about my integrity as a hockey player. I come here with my work boots on and a lunch pale of ass kicking. Management can shove that up their a-hole, and Master P stay home." Steve Arena explained
The Whalers continue to struggle with a 0-6 season, and darkening clouds gloom over the rest of the franchise. Speculation of a foreign interest in purchasing the team, and moving them out of the Flyers's skate zone is a possibility.
Montel is still displeased with the Waterford media's portrayal of himself in the daily whaler publication.
"Its all lies. They write nothing but nonsense. Like who finds this garbage funny. Like how many times can you make a joke about me. Its time for the daily whaler to focus on a different player, and leave the Montel alone. It has curse the team into a funk, and I blame them for our terrible 0-6 record. I'm going to start my own publication "The Montel Monthly" and we'll see who gets the last laugh." A begrudgingly Montel commented
So the Whalers host the Fighting Amish next Wed at 9pm, for a chance at their first win of the season. Come out and support your hometown Whalers; first 500 fans get a personal meet and great with Superstar defense-men Brain Boytanio. He will even clean your computer of any annoying viruses, while performing a triple Axel around your living room.
Fight Whale Fight!
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