The Waterford Whalers were mercy 15-5 last night against mammal rival Land Sharks. As always the Whalers started out fine with only a 3-1 deficit in the first period.
But the pummeling continue from the 2nd period to the final minutes of the game. The Land Sharks were vicious, and smell the blood of despair from the Whalers bench.
After the bloodbath was over the Land Sharks harvested the Whalers organs, and began to celebrate in their own goaltenders crease like it was the "Miracle on unclean Sport Court". It was very similar to a young Mogilny and a group of horny Mexicans in a secluded tool shed . It wasn't a very pleasant sight to see.
So far the Whalers are winless this season with a 0-4 record, and have been blow out in 2 of those contests. Management had no comment about stripping Gang Green's coaching responsibilities to his new role of team fanatic.
Gang Green didn't attend last night's game and was nowhere to be scene. The only trace of the General Gang Green was the following facebook status message.
"I the leader, the confidant, the General, the hero, and El Desperado have decided to take a leave of absence from the Waterford Whalers. I respect the Whalers wishes of my promotion to team fanatic. But I've chosen a new career path. It is my great interest to pursue a new opportunity in my life. As of now I'm in training for my own daytime kids show, to rival against the Montel talk-show hour. I'm having an online poll of what the name of the show would be and I have come up with the following titles: Kids and Green, My Wacky General, Hey Mom do you like my Kids show, Air Guitar Theater, Rosko and Friends, 101 uses of Cardboard, Tattoos you should not get, Choo-Choo Conductor Green , and I can't believe you left me with your children for a half-hour television show. You can post your answers on my facebook page."
The Whalers have a week off, before they host the Barlow Bruisers on Monday March 15. Montel will be hosting some practice skates next week at the Waterford Gardens. Bring a large gallon of water for preparation of an intensive workout.
Go Whale Go
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