Management made the following comment about their new secret weapon.
"We feel that Steve Arena, and Montel are basically complaining about the same issue. Instead of dealing with each individual, with proper logic and explaining about who gets to play. We're putting together their negative vibes into one gigantic Bitch pot. This Bitch pot, will harness the negative energy from the two and will be put into a oven at 425 degrees for 45 minutes. Once ready the Bitch Pot will be served to the opposing team in a pre-game snack form. The opposing team, will have to endure the complaining about playing time, who's turn it is to go out on the rink, Why is Master P here, These jerseys are too big, I don't like playing home games at the Flyers's Skate Zone, Why can't I stick-handle the puck?, We have too many people on the team, I don't like the single color of the jerseys I want rainbows and stars to fill the empty maroon canvass. How come, I get stuck with the extra guy on my line, I don't know where the Bathroom is, Why does the pro-shop charge such outrageous prices for hockey tape?, and Why does nobody listen to my Don Cherry behind the glass hockey knowledge?"
The Whalers believe this Super Bitch Line, will unleash the flood gates of offensive production.
Go Whale Go!
Once again chief editor has pulled some bullshit out of his ass. Look, I just want to play hockey. I don't bitch about playing time. All I said was we need the extra guy on offense and we need to keep our shifts short so that were all fresh. If thats bitchin then I don't know what to tell you. As far as the lack of offense, I set up the 1st goal, scored the 2nd goal, and Steve scored the 3rd goal. The lack of offense isn't coming from us. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up and play hockey.
ReplyDeleteMikus you take all the fun out of playing hockey. I never claimed to be good all I want to do is play. And yes it does upset me when you ask us to give you more money and then Master P plays for free, why can't he cover the two dollars we all had to give you. I dont mind if he plays but it sorta sucks that hes taking playing time away from quads, stilts, montel, and me who all payed to play. And all I said was we need to keep our shifts shorter and we did by the third period and we played much better. You complain the most out of anyone, no one else created a blog dedicated to complaining. Stop taking your own frustrations out by bitchin and moaning about other people on your blog and lets just have fun and play some hockey.
ReplyDeleteWow, I seemed to upset the Super Bitch Line
ReplyDeleteok ok ok...listen..i know who takes the fun out of hockey...and it aint mickus.I know who starts the arguements and the comments about me not trying in net.I KNOW BECAUSE IM MOTHER FUCKIN ROSCO! its hockey...backyard hockey...its not anything else than a game that we all wanted to play and become pros at...but were not pros...im glad i suck...i take pride in knowing that i dont sweat the small shit...see i would love to play on the whalers because I PLAY TO HAVE FUN BUT WINNING WOULD BE COOL BUT ITS NOT EVERYTHING...if u guys would have fun and shut up there would be more wins now wouldnt there be?i dont get why everything is taken personal... its only jokes...i get joked at the most here..WHO CARES! ONCE AGAIN MY NAME IS GANG GREEN...IM OUT
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