This is beat reporter Master P for The Daily Whaler. It appears Car Arena's hypnotic kool-aid has been spiked to reality. The Whalers lost back to back games this week to plummet their record to 2-6 on the season. When reached for comment GM Boytanio had this to say about his team "Well, at least we're having fun"
Well Mr. Boytanio, apparently the rest of your team doesn't share the same attitude. An anonymous whaler had this to say about the Car Arena disillusionment "It’s like they don’t even know they’re getting their ass kicked…I don’t like losing, but for them it’s all, smiles, happiness and rainbows.”
Also Montel, set an all time record last night, for the most too many men penalties in a season. He now has 5 too many penalties, which broke the record previously held by a cat on roller blades.
The ref had to inform Montel that he is not allowed to skate on the rink, when his team already has the maximum of 4 skaters. The Whaler bench decided to prevent another penalty by giving Montel proper clearance to hop off the bench. The entire bench shouted "Green light Montel Go! Go! Go!"
Overall the Whalers were terrible, turned the puck over in transition, got caught pinching on defense, and pucks weren’t bouncing their way….and what’s worse, this Team is running out of excuses. It’s so bad that Quads is considering going back to actual Quad skates, “What’s the difference?” he said at least we’d have a new excuse to use.
On the positive side, the AC seems to be working well in the building.
One Love,
Master P
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