Happiness, and rainbows that the Car Arena Koolaid has to offer is starting to wear thin on the Whalers last night.
A heartbreaking 6-5 defeat against an inferior Bronze league team, has created turmoil in the lockerroom. Speculations of releasing star goaltender Swiss Cheese Ronda, and superstar forward Montel have been talked about by GM Boytanio.
With the lack of goal scoring, the Whalers are in the talks of obtaining offense by trading Montel to the heated rival Bulldogs.
Boytaino had this comment "Right now we're not scoring any goals, so we're looking at the possibilities of acquiring offense to the Whalers. Are only trade bait, we have is Montel. His contract runs out after this season, so we're exploring options to better our team."
Montel was none to please to hear these trade rumors "I can't believe they would trade the all time goal scoring leading of the franchise away. But at the same time, I'm not very happy with the media of the Waterford Whalers. I don't appreciate being made fun of. I'm Montel, I take this shit seriously."
Right after Montel made this comment, the Daily whaler posted this picture of Montel
Swiss Cheese Ronda hasn't helped his cause this season. He has allowed an Goals Against average of 6.98 Goals a game, and is creating more wholes in his cheese each time he plays. At the rate he is going, he will disappear into a alternative universe by slipping into a black hole he created.
The Whalers are none to please with his play, and are debating about putting the Swiss on the Waver Wire.
Boytaino defended his Swiss Cheese of a goalie "We can't blame Ronda for all the troubles we had this season. I'm having fun, Arenas are having fun, Stilts is having fun, Montel is having fun and the rest of the team is having fun. So in the end, we're having fun. Plus I don't want to play goalie. I care more about the fun."
So to conclude Steve Arena, You Suck!
One Love,
Beat Reporter Master P
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