Just as the leaves change colors for the autumn season, the Waterford Whalers begin their 2010 fall indoor season. Its a new beginning for an organization that has struggle over the past two seasons. In the off-season GM Boytanio signed Championship Goaltender Sargent Slaughter Steve to a 1year contract, that includes a "free jersey clause."
Sargent Slaughter Steve was happy to return to the Waterford Whalers, where he had such great success. "Its great to back, I was getting tired of watching Barlow trip and fall over himself every game with the Outlaws. I'm also happy to play for coach Master P, who has run a tight training camp. Even though he shows up stoned out of his mind, his voice is poetic in the locker-room. The repetitive phrase I heard was "You guys suck! Now skate 20 laps around the rink, as I drink my Thai Latte."
Last night the dejected Prom Kings hosted the Whalers to open the 2010 Fall campaign. It was a very heated battled, as the Prom Kings were told before the game, that their prom dates were at home watching Dancing with the Stars instead of attending their game.
From the very beginging of the game Coach P were running quick line changes, and was a loud voice on the bench. The Prom Kings, were also baffled of the defensive strategy Coach P had concocted.
Master P went into further detail about the system he implanted into the Whalers. "I know the Whalers have difficult times scoring goals, so I decided to play a more defensive style. I put one fore-checker in the offensive zone, and put a diamond of three defensemen in the neutral and defensive zone. I called it the Master P lock."
Nobody gets through the Master P Lock |
The Whalers won 6-5, matching already the total goal output from last season. Coach P had some encouraging words for his Whalers "Tonight we suck! I want to win every game this season by 8 goals or more. If we want to compete with the Big Boys in this league, we have to score more, and play better defense. Now boys, go skate another 20 laps and watch me drink this Caramel Mocha Frappuccino."
Go Whale Go!