The Big 3

The Outdoor Whalers have high expectations from their opening night victory of 10-4 against the Marlton Circle Coneheads.  Led by the powerhouse trio of Coldplay, Quads, and A1 steaksauce, who contributed all 10 goals.

Coach A.I, has crowned the trio, as "The Big 3." He commented further on the performance out of his top line.  "When you have the talent of a British pop star, a bottle of premium steak sauce, and vintage skating devices, it is a recipe for success."

Unlike past seasons, where the Whalers struggle to score goals, the Outdoor Whalers have a very serious scoring threat.  Credit is due to head GM "Chief Editor" who signed A1 and Coldplay.

GM Chief Editor had this to say "I got tired of watching Montel and Steve Arena shooting the puck 25 feet wide, and blame it out the strong wind currents inside the Flyer's Skate Zone.  Winners don't make excuses.  So I went out and sign Coldplay and A1 who come with a better attitude and stronger work ethic on scoring goals."

Quads, the other of "The Big 3" was very pleased with the performance from his line.  "The other teams in the Marlton League have no chance against us.   We have Coldplay, whom rules the world every-time he skates.  Than their is A1 who is an offense explosion of delicious steak sauce.   The other team tries to contain him, but they get a face full of that tangy steak sauce in their face.  Than their is I, Quad "F Kennedy" Skates.  I was born to play outdoors.  I fought hard for the Waterford Hockey Lights, without the help of the Arenas.  I stood up to the oppressive Waterford Township Committee and demanded our outdoor roller hockey.  My historic and crowd stirring speech I gave that one cold day in March still remnants to the few who remember these words.  Give me hockey, or give me death."

As long as the Outdoor Whalers continues to get production out of "The Big 3" line, a championship looks very realistic to a franchise that has been bottom dwellers for 2 seasons.

Waterford Whaler contributor Master P has this to say about the Outdoor Whalers "Without Steve Arena's negativity and dooming dark clouds in the locker-room.  The Whalers will win a Championship."