John Hayes in his bathrobe |
Things began to escalate in the closing minutes, as head coach Master P sent out his goons to regulate the situation.
"I turned to my bench and looked to find somebody with the balls, to go out there and mix it up. I sent my gritty forward Adam out on the fore-check to mix it up with their big goon whom boarded Hayes from behind. I was thinking of sending out Boytanio, to punish the goon by performing a triple axle kick to the face. But, that would be against the code of being a weasel."
Adam tried to get a scrap going with one of Shop Rite's goon players, but the Goon didn't want to fight, since his team had a lead in the closing minutes. The Whalers peppered Swiss Cheese Ronda with numerous shots in the final seconds of the game, but came up short. It was a hard fought battle to the end, which had the Whalers falling short 3-2.
During the traditional hand shake between the two opponents after the game, Sergant Slaughter refuse to shake hands with Swiss Cheese Ronda. He immediately made a "Bill Belichick" dash to the locker rooms, without acknowledging the Swiss Cheese.
The Swiss Cheese Ronda was rather upset, that one of his ideals had disrespected him like that. "My whole life I've always wanted to be as good as the Sergent Slaughter. He is the Patrick Roy of Men's League goalies. He has won 15 men's league championships. But, the way he disrespected me on Monday night, was a very weaselly act on his part. Apparently the head weasel Boytanio has been influencing his own weasel actions onto his players. Like come on dude, its just Men's league hockey, shake my hand."
So that concludes another Whalers season, short of a Championship, but improved from a 2-24 record of the last two seasons. Management has yet to decided the fate of head coach Master P. Also Stilts is a unrestricted free agent, who will most likely test the market.
Nest season begins on the second week of January, so stay connected to the Daily Whalers for any off season transactions. Rumors are speculating of a new franchise out of the Waterford metropolitan area. Also rumors of selling the Whalers organization to a powerful international bidder have be rumored.
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