Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Marlton Miracle



Inspiring one of the greatest upsets in the history of Men's League Outdoor Hockey.  The Waterford Whalers triumph 4-1 last night against the heavily favorite Money Shot.  It also ended a 7 game losing streak and a 35 game losing streak for Steve Arena.

When reached for comment about ended his own personal losing streak.  Steve Arena had only tears of joy of finally being able to share a victory with his own teammates.  

In the game action Boytanio was very impressive in goal stopping 35 shots, and only allowing 1 goal in the game.  Gang Green had this to say about the number 1 star of the game “Boytanio must of blown up gigantic balloon animals, and stuff them in his chest protector to make illegal saves.  I think Glory Day Sports should look into the size of his pads, and ban them for the championship game.”

Captain Quads was a decisive factor in the game, by making tremendous defensive plays on Little Joey.  His determination of staying back, and not shooting into his own net, provided a stranglehold on team Money Shot’s offensive abilities.  

“I’m so ecstatic to make it back to the championship.  I feel bad for Money Shot, who went 6-2 in the regular season and lost to an inferior Whaler team that finished dead last with a 1-7 record. But this is why I love this game” Quads replied.

Gritty Forward John Valentino gave credit to the Whalers for ending a disappointing season for his team Money Shot “I have to give credit where credit is due.  Those guys played well, and if they win the Championship with a 1-7 regular season record, than so be it.   I would just like to see Matt Arena wear some longer shorts.   Newsflash short-shorts were fashionable in the 80s and with wildlife experts.   Everyone is tired of seeing your ginger balls, flapping in the wind, when you skate around the neutral zone.  Cover up those fire beads, for the love of god”

The Outdoor Whalers will try to become the first team ever to win more games in the post-season, than the regular season on Thursday Night at 7:30pm.  Show up and wear your Whaler pride with Honor.  

3 comments:

  1. That was an awesome game you guys played! Nothing about the amazing finish from the game before? No respect! Get ready to deal with the wraith of Peter North Stars now!!!

    -PNS
    Team Captain

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  2. Nobody cares about your shitty outdoor team the Peter North Stars. This is a blog about the Whalers, go start your own blog about a team named after an over the hill porn star. The Whalers are going to take the championship, and march down the Old White Horse Pike in celebratory fashion.

    Go Whale Go!

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  3. THEY MUST OF HAD 4 LEAF CLOVERS STUCK UP THEIR ASSES CAUSE THAT WAS A JOKE...HOW DOES A 1-7 TEAM GET TO PLAY FOR A CHAMPIONSHIP??THE LEAGUE WAS PROBABLY WATERED DOWN HUH?

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