The Tide has Turn

 What started out as a very promising season for the Outdoor Whalers, has now turn into a 3 game losing streak.  The Whalers have lost to Money Shot, Connor, and the Marlton Circle Coneheads in the past week alone.  Blame could be put on the presence of Steve Arena in the Whalers line-up, but captain Quads has positive words about his hard working forward.

"I think Steve Arena, is one of our best forwards.  He knows where to be, and has a more uplifting attitude this season.  Its like, he has terminated the dark looming clouds around him, and took a swig of that car Arena koolaid."

Ever since the car accident before the game on Tues, Coldplay, A.I., and A1 have been dumbfound on offense.  Their inability to score, and lackluster attitude has reason for concern in the Whaler lockerroom.  When reached for comment A.I. has this to say "I don't why this Quad guy, keep on yelling at us to get ready for the game.  We just got in a car accident! What does he expect?  I'm sure if his toe stoppers were rear ended, he too would be in a state of shock."

The Big 3 has combined for 2goals,  1 assist, -10 and 3 own goals in the last three games.  As compared to 10goals 7assists, and a +18 in the first game of the season.  Without the production of The Big 3, the Whalers have a very little chance of victory.

Superstar of The Big 3 Coldplay has this to say about his meager offensive production, "I can't score any goals, if nobody passes me the ball.  That Quad skate guy, needs to stop making turnovers, and feed me some passes in the slot.  Ruling the world, and rolling the dice is a tough job when you can't receive a decent pass."

At the moment the Whalers are back in the cellar at 1-3, but still have four more regular season games to improve their record.

Captain Quad's had some motivational words to his team "We need to get back to the basics and play hockey.  No more standing around, like a scarecrow.  We have to play positionally, and Boytanio needs to learn to make a save on a break-away.  I don't understand why he won't allow the General Rosco Gang Green to play goal.  At least Gang Green will bring heart and fire to the team, instead of a sad sneaky weasel, who flounders around in net, like he was the catch of the day at the Fisherman Marine Market."