Saturday, October 16, 2010

Stilts Demands More Coverage of the Indoor Whalers



Whalers veteran and Daily Whaler supporter Stilts has demanded more press coverage of the indoor Waterford Whalers organization. "Nobody cares about an outdoor team, that is 1-5 and is on pace for another disgraceful season.  Its time the people were informed about the Indoor Whalers team.  Head Coach Master P, has motivated me to care once again for the game of roller hockey.  I was contemplating retirement, but once I heard the soft spoken voice of Master P address this team, I only wanted to skate my heart out for this fiery head coach."

With only 2 games into the season, the Indoor Whalers are 1-1.  Master P still has higher exceptions for a team that has been accustomed to losing the past 2 seasons.  ""Once this team realizes that the caner in the locker room, has been removed like a tumorous mole on their behind.  We shall overcome any obstacles.  I want Boytanio to skate harder, and stop moping on the bench that his better half isn't playing on this team.  I believe Boytanio, can be a great player some day.  But first, he has to rid himself of his past, and the ones who used him as puppet in their exploitative car government."

The Indoor Whalers will try to improve their record on Monday as they host the Brewins at 9:00pm.  Come out and support your hometown Waterford Indoor team.

Go Whale Go!

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