Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Short Bench Whalers Lose 4th Straight



"We are going to win this game!"  an advocate A1 Steak Sauce proclaimed.  A message that didn't resonate with the rest of the team, as the Waterford Whalers continue their slid into the basement cellar of the Glory Day Sports Roller Hockey League.

Coldplay and A.I. were not in attendance, as they have already given up on a team, a season, and a poorly run organization headed by the Car Arena government.  Coldplay had few words to explain, his absence from last night's game.  "I'm tired of losing."

Without Coldplay and A.I. the Whalers had to skate with only 5 skaters.  When ask about getting substitutions to fill the rest of the roster, Boytanio seemed unalarmed.   "It's only outdoor roller hockey.  Granted the rink is full size, and all of the other teams have 12 skaters a side.  We are the Whalers, we need to play the entire game.  Plus I don't have to hear Steve Arena complain that he is not playing enough on the car ride home."

Team Money Shot led by Gee Smiley, with Little Joey, DeNafo, Valentino, and goon thug Umosella harpooned a Whaler team, that was in dire need of a win, and a substitute.  Gee Smiley didn't give the Whaler squad much recognition.  "I'm so glad, I didn't join that dysfunctional organization.  When, you only have 5 skaters show up to a game is a joke.  They should change their name to the Waterford I want to play the Entire Game by myself Whalers instead."

Captain Quad's performance of 1goal and 1 assist was the only positive outcome of the game.  "At least this time, I didn't shoot the ball in my own net" a boastful Quads commented.

With only three games remaining in the season, the Whalers will try to finish with a 4-4 record.  Upset fan, and local thespian Gang Green, had some stirring words for the Whaler team, and organization "Its time to roll over and let the blood thicken, from the constant mutilation.  So now the Whalers are 1-4.  Not a surprise, when you have Boytanio in net sulking about his sad clown opera.  This is disgraceful.  Quads, and A1 its not to late to jump ship.  Back up the truck. This season is over!"

Contributor to the Daily Whaler, Master P sent this twitter message to the Daily Whaler news desk "Steve Arena you suck!"

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